No Suite For You!


A woman walked inside with two young sons. “Do you have a room available?” she asked. “I have lots of rooms available. How many do you want?” I said. “We weren’t certain because there’s a large bus in the parking lot.” There was a large tour bus outside, but the rest of the parking lot…

The Coke Incident


I was watching Star Trek The Next Generation because it was 1:00 am, and I had nothing to do. Everyone was checked in. Who doesn’t love Star Trek? Someone was near the elevator, using the vending machines. I could hear the coins dropping in the machines, then, I heard a guy say… “Shit!” Perhaps he…

Cops And Boobs, And Drunks


It’s been a long weekend. College graduations are all the rage this time of year. Families were running all over the building all night. I picked up dozens of beer bottles from the dining room, lobby, hallways, and the elevator. Like usual, everyone waited until after midnight to start requesting extra towels, and blankets. We…

Pizza, And Chocolate Cake, And Freshly Baked Stoners. These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things….


The newest desk attendant, who I think rocks, left me pizza. After I clocked-in, I discovered chocolate cake in the break-room. Double the yum! So, everything was rather peaceful. I was just sitting at the front desk, listening to The Grateful Dead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqtUDg9WFu8 when my nostrils filled with the pungent aroma of fresh burning cannabis.…