I Won’t Pay For Your Pizza


A pizza delivery arrived. The kid looked freshly stoned, and from the aroma coming from his clothing I assumed the inside of his car was still a bit foggy. “Hey.” he said, stopping at my desk. “How can I help you?” I asked. “I have a delivery for you.” “I didn’t order anything.” He looked…

It’s A Garbage Morning


I went for my usual walk around the building. I saw a white van with an old, faded logo that I couldn’t read, on the side. I watched the driver go directly to the dumpster. He hopped out of the van and started moving what appeared to be extremely heavy bags of garbage from the…

Something Smells Fishy Around Here


It’s been fun times at work lately. Co-workers are pushing each others buttons. Guests are getting pissed for any reason they can think of, and our reviews have gone to hell. I could point out the true cause of the problem as far as working with others is concerned, but that would likely create more…

Just Shut Up And Take Your Points!


Sometimes companies will hire a travel agency to make living arrangements for their employees. The nice thing for the person doing the traveling is, not only does their employer pay for everything, but the employee can sign up for our rewards program, and earn his or her own points to use for a free personal…