Drunk? Just Crazy? Probably Both


A couple, looking like they are in their 60’s, walked in, they look freshly tanned. You can tell from the white circles around their eyes. The Husbands I.D. Says they are from New Jersey, their accents confirm it. Checking them in was quick, but the Uber driver, who picked them up from the airport and…

The Power Of Farts


My final arrival showed up at 1:00 am, his hair looked like it hasn’t been groomed for a while, and his breath smelled of cheap beer. If Donald Sutherland, and Christopher Lloyd merged into one person, they would look like, this guy. The man handed me his I.D and credit card. I immediately checked him…

The Adventures Of Anxiety-Guy


Sometimes, people call the hotel after getting off a plane and they want to let me know they have arrived and are ready for their pickup. Normally our driver will already be there, waiting and all I have to do is tell the guest what van to look for, if the driver was smart, he…