No Suite For You!


A woman walked inside with two young sons. “Do you have a room available?” she asked. “I have lots of rooms available. How many do you want?” I said. “We weren’t certain because there’s a large bus in the parking lot.” There was a large tour bus outside, but the rest of the parking lot…

The Coke Incident


I was watching Star Trek The Next Generation because it was 1:00 am, and I had nothing to do. Everyone was checked in. Who doesn’t love Star Trek? Someone was near the elevator, using the vending machines. I could hear the coins dropping in the machines, then, I heard a guy say… “Shit!” Perhaps he…

A Reservation Conundrum And Garbage Pizza


When I’m at work, there are things I will put-off until later; things like, taking out any extra garbage that piles up during the night, and general picking up after people when they leave the lobby and dining room. Typically I wait until it is time to run the end of the day program, and…

Luggage Carts Are Also Drunk People Movers


It was 1:00 am when two guys walked into the dining room to get tea. Only one of them wanted the tea; the other man was drinking beer. I showed them where they could find the tea and hot water, then I returned to my work. “Where do you have more beer?” asked the drunk…