I Won’t Pay For Your Pizza


A pizza delivery arrived. The kid looked freshly stoned, and from the aroma coming from his clothing I assumed the inside of his car was still a bit foggy. “Hey.” he said, stopping at my desk. “How can I help you?” I asked. “I have a delivery for you.” “I didn’t order anything.” He looked…

It’s A Garbage Morning


I went for my usual walk around the building. I saw a white van with an old, faded logo that I couldn’t read, on the side. I watched the driver go directly to the dumpster. He hopped out of the van and started moving what appeared to be extremely heavy bags of garbage from the…

Just Shut Up And Take Your Points!


Sometimes companies will hire a travel agency to make living arrangements for their employees. The nice thing for the person doing the traveling is, not only does their employer pay for everything, but the employee can sign up for our rewards program, and earn his or her own points to use for a free personal…

Cops And Boobs, And Drunks


It’s been a long weekend. College graduations are all the rage this time of year. Families were running all over the building all night. I picked up dozens of beer bottles from the dining room, lobby, hallways, and the elevator. Like usual, everyone waited until after midnight to start requesting extra towels, and blankets. We…

It’s Been One Of Those Nights


During my shift I like to walk through the building. It keeps me off my ass, and it’s a good idea in general. I took the elevator up to the top floor, and walked through each hallway, taking the stairs as I went down. When I reached the 1st floor, I noticed the odor of…