Let’s Chat…


Have you ever been minding your own business, and someone randomly starts a conversation with you that is completely without context? A lady, who appeared to be in her late 60’s walked up to me while I was reading the news. She walked to the counter, and rested her arms on the surface in a…

I Don’t Think She Expected That…


Prank calls make my job awesome! I love an excuse to screw with people for my own enjoyment. The phone rang, and a girl started talking. “Hello? My parents are staying at your hotel. I need to contact them.” “Okay, what is your name?” I asked. “My name is Margret. Can you please get my…

Where Is My Rambo Knife?


Two guys walked in and asked for two rooms. I happened to have three rooms left to sell. “You guys are so in luck! I have suites available at the amazing introductory rate of $139.00!” They stood there looking at me like I was speaking another language. “We, uh… We just need simple beds to…

That’s Enough Internet For You


An old man, wearing his newsboy cap, and using a cane, walked over to me and asked me if I had any extra bottles of lotion. I gave him one. “Would you mind giving me a couple more?” He asked. How much do you want to bet he was planning to moisturize more than just…

You Should Wear Smartypants. I Do.


A man walked in with his teenage son. He had a laptop by his side, and he asked me if it was alright if they used the hotels WiFi before checking in. I was cool with that, and gave them the password. They sat at a lobby table, and started their online search. I was…

Congratulations! You’re A Loser.


The woman who walked into the hotel was glowing with joy. There was a grin on her face that could embarrass the Cheshire cat. “I just won the lottery!” She said. “Now I want your best suite, with a Jacuzzi, and champagne, and room service.” She slapped a scratch-off lottery ticket on the counter. I…

Knuckleheads…


I received a call from someone who sounded like a young man. He wanted to know the rate for a room for the night. I gave him the full rate, and he accepted it. It sounded like he was driving, so I asked him if he wanted to reserve the room when he arrived so…