Your Cheating Husband Isn’t Even In This State.


The desk phone rang. I answered with the standard hotel greeting, but the woman cut me off before I could tell her my name. “Can you connect me to Dave Walters room, please?” She said. “Do you know the room number of the person you are looking for?” I asked. I never connect people to…

Unfortunate Timing


Our hotel has a no pet policy. It’s clearly stated on the paper that people have to sign. I also make sure to point it out before they put the pen to the paper. Our hotel also has a policy that requires us to accept anyone with a service animal. I think it is obvious…

Why Does Your Money Smell Like Maple Syrup?


At midnight, a man walked in and immediately started talking. “You guys take cash?” “Yes, but I need a credit card to put on file for incidentals.” “I don’t mean to sound like an asshole, but I don’t give anyone my credit card unless I need it for an emergency.” “I see. It is standard…

I Don’t Do Christmas Miracles


The woman was smiling at me before she even walked through the first set of doors. I expected her to offer me a holiday greeting, or anything else polite. “I can’t afford a room.” She said. “I’m sorry to hear that.” “I need a Christmas miracle.” “I need a credit card.” She put her hands…

D’Oh!


My shift was going great. I didn’t see one person at all. I didn’t get any phone calls, and I was enjoying it. Until I started delivering the bills. That was when I realized how loud my pone can be. While putting a bill under one of the doors, my phone fell out of my…