Your Cheating Husband Isn’t Even In This State.


The desk phone rang. I answered with the standard hotel greeting, but the woman cut me off before I could tell her my name. “Can you connect me to Dave Walters room, please?” She said. “Do you know the room number of the person you are looking for?” I asked. I never connect people to…

Unfortunate Timing


Our hotel has a no pet policy. It’s clearly stated on the paper that people have to sign. I also make sure to point it out before they put the pen to the paper. Our hotel also has a policy that requires us to accept anyone with a service animal. I think it is obvious…

Why Does Your Money Smell Like Maple Syrup?


At midnight, a man walked in and immediately started talking. “You guys take cash?” “Yes, but I need a credit card to put on file for incidentals.” “I don’t mean to sound like an asshole, but I don’t give anyone my credit card unless I need it for an emergency.” “I see. It is standard…

Pizza, And Chocolate Cake, And Freshly Baked Stoners. These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things….


The newest desk attendant, who I think rocks, left me pizza. After I clocked-in, I discovered chocolate cake in the break-room. Double the yum! So, everything was rather peaceful. I was just sitting at the front desk, listening to The Grateful Dead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqtUDg9WFu8 when my nostrils filled with the pungent aroma of fresh burning cannabis.…