Would You Like Some Breakfast? Tough Shit.


I’m making breakfast for the 19 rooms that stayed overnight. I have 14 cartons of milk, that means only 14 people can have cereal, maybe less depending if someone has seconds. I have 6 packets of coffee. Those will run out in a blink of an eye. I have no biscuits, and no gravy. I…

Luna The Lunatic


Luna only shows up to work early when she has a shuttle scheduled before her shift starts. Today Luna arrived at 4:30am, and there are no shuttles scheduled for the entire day. “Why are you here so early?” I asked, genuinely irritated to see her face this morning. Luna ignored my question, like usual, and…

Luna, The Great Debater


The dining room was dark and quiet when I clocked in. I mentioned to my co-worker how surprising that is, and he mentioned that we had no groups staying here this weekend. I was very happy to hear this, and my shift was quiet and peaceful until 4:50am when Luna arrived. I smiled at her…

Five Things Not To Use In Your Hotel Room.


1. The drinking glasses next to the sink. Those glasses never get washed. If the housekeeper does clean the glasses, most likely the person sprayed it with the same glass cleaner used to clean your mirror, but it is more likely the housekeeper will ignore the glasses if they appear untouched, and most likely they…