Luna Makes Another Mess


It was a very quiet night at the hotel, we only sold seven rooms. Three of those rooms were sold to a family of six who had to catch a plane at 4:00am. Three more rooms were sold to three guys who have been staying for business, and leave for work by 5:00am, and the…

Some Guys Get Laid. Some Get Floor Pizza


While sitting at the desk early on in my shift, a man with a goatee, wearing a Devils jersey, and a blue folded bandana around his forehead, carrying a red plastic cup containing whatever alcoholic concoction he mixed in there, walked past me to go outside. He was talking on his phone. “How old are…

Luna’s Complaints Backfired


I recently received an email from the hotel GM telling me that Luna has been complaining about me. In his email he mentioned her telling him that I always refuse to let her in the office, and that I recently prevented her access to the shuttle keys. He mentioned wanting to make sure there will…

Luna Is About To Break


When I made it to work at 11 last night the maintenance guy told me Luna is telling everyone, including hotel guests that I am cutting the bottoms of the garbage bags, and causing the garbage to spill everywhere when she takes the bags out of the cans. I didn’t do that, but I think…

Cranberry Juice Tastes Better Than Dick.


A woman walked to the desk and asked if I had anything to eat; she kept picking hair out of her mouth. I offered her cereal, and some juice. She filled a cup with cranberry juice, and stepped outside, where I watched her gargle the cranberry juice, spit, and repeat. She re-entered the building, and…