Naked Biker Pool Party


November 22, 2015 I started my shift reading a note from the manager telling me he gave a biker group permission to use the dining room so they can gather after their event. To add on top of that, there are two teen hockey teams staying the night. I knew my shift was going to…

Luna Shares Her Doughnuts


November 15, 2015 The hotel sold out last night, thanks to a kids hockey team from Canada. At 4:00 this morning, five kids walked into the lobby. One of the kids asked me if they could watch the large television that is in the dining room. I told them it was okay, and they all…

Look Out For Those Key Bombs


November 11, 2015 12:00am There were only four arrivals to be checked-in when I arrived to work. I was able to check-in the first two people very quickly. When the other two arrived, I had a bit more of an issue getting them checked-in within a decent amount of time. Both of my last two…

Luna And The Surprise Cake


Here is another fun story out of my imagination about Luna, and her attempts to end my employment at this hotel.   Luna sits at her kitchen table, looking proudly at the over-sized chocolate cupcake that she is delicately topping with her fresh butter cream frosting. The song “I Put A Spell On You” plays…

I Hate Drunk People


November 8, 2015 3:00am The whole night at work was quiet, and boring. I started the audit at 2:50am. Why wait ten minutes? The entire audit process completed itself at 3:00 exactly, and all I had left to do was print and email the audit reports, and then print, and deliver the bills for the…

The Drunk Guy And His Dog


November 4, 2015 11:30pm I just started my shift half an hour ago. When I arrived, I noticed a pizza box sitting on the counter behind the divider wall at the desk. My co-worker said the pizza place next to us brought us free pizza, and that I could feel free to take what I…