July 3, 2015 6:45am
Luna abruptly swung open the door to the office. I think she was trying to catch me in the act of doing something, I kept my eyes on my laptop.
“Hello, Luna. How can I help you?”
Luna sniffed the air a few times.
“I smell marijuana.”
I rolled my eyes around the room and sniffed the air a bit.
“Luna, are you holding out on me?” I asked. \
Luna immediately tensed up.
“No. I do not have any illegal drugs. I smell it. Do you have marijuana in here?”
I looked at her and smiled at her in my usual way.
“Luna, are you asking me for weed? Are you asking me to give you some pot?”
She got very defensive.
“No!” was all she could say before I continued.
“Luna, are you trying to get me to smoke a joint with you by the dumpster?”
Luna got bossy. She pointed her finger at me.
“Stop making fun of me. Just admit it. We are the only two people here.”
I made my best suspicious face.
“Luna,” I leaned in a bit towards her direction, “Are you wearing a wire?”
I stood up and walked to her.
“I am not wearing any wires.”
I was standing right in front of her. I spoke loudly towards her boobs.
“I promise you, ma’am. I have no drugs for sale.”
Luna stepped back into the hallway, she scolded me.
“Stop talking to my boobs!”
“Well isn’t that where they hide the mic?”
Luna covered her chest with both of her hands and started walking back to the dining room. I went back to reading the news.