My conversation with an elderly woman.
Guest: I love Luna. She is so nice to us.
Me: So you are happy with your breakfast?
Guest: Yes! We always come to this hotel because we love her so much.
Me: (trying not to laugh) Well we are happy to have you with us so often.
Guest: She is so nice to us..Isn’t she just the best?
Me: No…I think my mom is the best.
Guest: You sound like a good son.
Me: I am…you should meet my brother. He makes me look like a saint.
Guest: We are going to my grandsons graduation. Will you tell Luna thank you for me? She is not available, and we have to leave.
Me: I would be happy to.
I walked to the kitchen.
Me: Hey Luna, that lady thinks you rock…
Luna: Did she say that?
Me: No but she still thinks you rock…I think she is loony-toons. Happy mothers day.
Luna: Screw you.