Does The Hotel Even Have A Peanut Butter Rate?


July 30, 2015 5:00am We did not sell out at the hotel, but we came close. My only person left to check in arrived at midnight. He was surprised when I handed him the paper to sign because the agreement says that the hotel is non-smoking. “I’m confused. This says no smoking anywhere in the…

You Just Can’t Coffee Without Coffee


July 21, 2015 6:45am A woman complained to me about the coffee. She was very frustrated with me. Apparently she thought I was not doing my job very well, and felt that it was her responsibility to confront me about it. “Pardon me sir, I feel like I should speak to you about an issue…

Butt Stuff


My desk phone has an alarm that rings if anyone in the hotel calls 911 from their room. That alarm went off, and the screen read room 208. I called the room to ask if there was an issue. A woman answered. I could hear a guy nearby the phone. It was muffled, but I…

Luna Complains Again


July 19, 2015 5:30am Luna showed up to work her usual chipper self. Since we had a full hotel last night I decided to put out some of the cold cereal and breads just in case some people are early risers. Luna noticed that I had two trays of cinnamon rolls on the hot trays.…

Should I Add Pimp To My Resume?


July 14, 2015 2:13am The second floor has a balcony looking down on the lobby. I can see rooms 212 and 214 from my desk. I watched a girl in her  early 20’s exit room 214. She walked down to me at the desk. This girl was wearing a very tight sparkly short black skirt…